Getting Along on the Boards

In the time that I've been in the fandom, I've noticed that for a high percentage of fangirls, Hornblower was the first "Internet community" experience that we'd ever had.  Even a scary fangirl like me had to learn the ins and outs of posting by trial and error.  For someone who is a self-confessed computer illiterate, it was daunting...but anything for Horatio, right?  Below are just some of the things that I've learned over the course of my Hornblowering experience that might be of use if you've never been involved in an online community before.


  • Don't Harsh The Buzz! - It's a fact of the fangirl world that everyone has different tastes.  Feel free to extol the virtues (or lack thereof...heh. heh.) of your favorite gush object, but don't rain on someone else's parade by obnoxiously criticizing their favorite on the boards.  This isn't to say that you can't disagree with someone on the forum, but a simple "He's just not my type," or the like will suffice.  Calling into question the sanity or intelligence of a fellow poster because they like someone who causes you to retch is not necessary.

  • Post Away, Me Hearties! Don't just sit there...post!  It's the best way to get to know the other folks in the forums.  And don't be afraid to ask questions if you don't know how something works or what somebody means.  People are usually happy to fill you in! (For a humorous look at the ins and outs of posting, check this out!  Not Hornblower specific, but a decent overview nonetheless.)

  • Use emoticons.  Those cutesy little smilies are there for a reason.  People can't see your expression as you're writing and they can't hear the inflection in your voice.  Emoticons help relate the 'subtext' behind what you write--whether you're being sincere or sarcastic, dead serious or clowning around.  Many are the times that I've seen folks get upset over a comment only to be told by its author that they were only joking--all for the want of an emoticon.

  • Get an image-hosting site.  Most online communities allow you to post pictures in their forums.  Good Netiquette demands that you not post an image directly from a site under someone else's control without their permission (This is called "hotlinking".  It's a big no-no.  Don't do it.).  Lots of ISPs offer free web space to their customers and there are several sites that will host your images for a small fee.  These are extremely useful if you plan on sharing pictures of your favorite gush object, etc.

  • Get to know folks before you start begging.  Horatians, in general, are a generous bunch of folks.  Many of us have collected vast quantities of material that our Hornblower boys have done outside the series and are more than willing to share.  Sharing, obviously, requires a trading of addresses, though, and we've ALL heard stories about not so pleasant things happening as a result of too-free a sharing of personal information online.  Respect people's boundaries.  If you've just introduced yourself, don't ask to borrow a video in your next breath.  Just keep posting and one day, an innocent mention that you've never seen the "Making of HH2" will probably result in someone offering you a copy.

  • If someone sends you a tape or something similar, thank them.  Yes, I know.  This sounds PAINFULLY obvious, but you wouldn't believe the number of people who don't even acknowledge that they've received something.  It makes the sender start to wonder if the package was lost in transit or some other terrible fate befell it.  Not giving an "I got it!  Thanks!" also implies that the effort that was made to get it to you wasn't appreciated (and might very likely result in future offers not being made).  In the same vein, don't ask for something if you aren't prepared to reimburse the sender for shipping costs, tapes, etc.   An offer of reimbursement, even if refused, is always appreciated.  As in all things, a little common courtesy goes a long way.

  • Use capitalization and punctuation.  No one on the boards is going to get on your case for a grammar mistake or the odd misspelled word--particularly if English is not your primary language--but it is REALLY, REALLY, REALLY annoying to have to decipher a post because someone can't be troubled to hit the "shift" key or take the time to put a period at the end of a sentence.  Overall, the Hornblower boards are populated with well-read folks who are not only used to--but have grown to like--having the pronoun "I" capitalized.  Any second grader knows how to construct a sentence correctly.  If you're over six years old, chances are you do, too.  Don't brand yourself an annoying illiterate by taking net-speak short cuts.  People will ignore you.

  • Did you know that not all DVDs/VHS tapes are created equal?  VHS players in the US and Canada operate in NTSC format, while those in the UK are in PAL format.  Most video cassette players in the UK will allow NTSC playback, but good luck finding an NTSC player in North America that will operate in PAL.  In the same way, DVDs are encoded to only operate within a particular region:  the US and Canada being Region 1 and Europe and Japan, Region 2 (Australia is Region 4).  Unless you have a multi-region DVD player, you won't be able to see one region's DVD on another region's DVD player.  Just remember regional difference before you purchase, or you might find yourself stuck with a video that you can't watch!

  • Don't be afraid to "rehash" an issue.  There are a lot of questions that veterans of the Hornblower boards have seen countless times ("Who pushed Captain Sawyer?", for example).  Interestingly enough, though, the vets never seem to tire of talking Hornblower.  In other words, don't refrain from asking a question just because you think it's been asked before...and DON'T be intimidated if someone makes the comment that the topic has been discussed.  New people bring new perspectives to old questions.  Hornblower fans eat that sort of stuff up.  So, ask away!

Happy Posting!